Funny Birthday Quotes

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
        — Robert Frost

A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
        — Edward Young

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
        — Arnold Bennett

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
        — Bette Midler

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
        — Tom Stoppard

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; and at 40 the judgment.
        — Ben Franklin

At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
        — George Orwell

Birthdays? yes, in a general way;
For the most if not for the best of men:
You were born (I suppose) on a certain day:
So was I: or perhaps in the night: what then?

        — James Kenneth Stephen

Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
        — Moe, from the Simpsons

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
        — George Bernard Shaw

Words of Wisdom:

  • All roads lead to Rome.
  • He who kills iron to iron dies.
  • Not for long until you reach it early.
  • The accounts clear and chocolate thick.
  • The walls have ears.
  • The truisms, which called closed fist hand.
  • It does not hurt that abounds.
  • What you must not eat, let it cook.
  • Duels are less with bread.
  • Hand in hand, as a woman of clerk

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