Funny Friendship Quotes

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
        — Elbert Hubbard

A friend you have to buy won’t be worth what you pay for him.
        — George D. Prentice

A friend you have to buy; enemies you get for nothing.
        — Jewish Proverb

A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.
        — Austin O’Malley

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
        — Doug Larson

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
        — Bernard Meltzer

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
        — Arnold H. Glasgow

All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will still do business with a friend.
        — Mark Mccormack

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
        — Abraham Lincoln

Don’t abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.
        — Edgar Watson Howe

Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs.
        — George Chapman

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
        — Arthur Bloch

Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.
        — Oscar Wilde

Words of Wisdom:

  • The Army’s role is not to educate the public on political issues.
  • A child prodigy is someone who knows as much as most children.
  • The secrecy was born before the light of men.
  • I see no logical reject data because they seem incredible.
  • There is no heavier than a human being who has great potential.
  • He who seeks to coerce me to do this because your reasons are strong, but really it does because they are weak.
  • If a man is tempted by a murder, shortly after the robbery thinks does not matter, and the theft goes to drink and not respecting the Sabbath, and this happens to the negligence of manners and dereliction of duty.
  • The smallest fly irritates the most terrible lion.
  • Debate is masculine, conversation is feminine.
  • Generous souls are docile.

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