Looking for funny office quotes and jokes about work? Then here you are going to find lots of top humorous and funny quotes about work and office. You can share them with your co-workers to share a good laugh.
Sometimes work becomes so boring that you just can’t help but look for some funny office quotes to help you laugh and have some fun. So enjoy these funny quotes…
Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.
Leslie Nielsen
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.
Slappy White
I only go to work on days that don’t end in a ‘y’.
Robert Paul
It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error.
Dennis Miller
We have a lot of kids who don’t know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word.
— Hillary Clinton
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
— Demetri Martin
More Funny Office Quotes about Work
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President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the ‘War on Jobs.’
— Craig Kilborn
Today is ‘Take our Daughters to Work Day.’ This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it’s called at the Nike factory – Thursday.
— Bill Maher
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse
Dennis Miller
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Edgar Bergen
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K Jerome
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.
— Slappy White
It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
— Muhammad Ali
I only go to work on days that don’t end in a ‘y’.
— Robert Paul
A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error.
— Dennis Miller
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Conway’s Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on – This person must be fired.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
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Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Garbage Back.
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Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, “Certainly, I can!” Then get busy and find out how to do it.
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Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
