Cute Funny Quotes

I work until beer o’clock.
        — Stephen King talking about his writing day, Time – October 6, 1986

Tony Blair is like an actor who doesn’t really believe in his script himself, but has the incredible skill to make everyone else believe in it.
        — Tom Conti

A boy’s story is the best that is ever told.
        — Charles Dickens

A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
        — Unknown Author

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
        — Robert Frost

A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.
        — Rodney Dangerfield

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
        — H. L. Mencken

A good rule of thumb is, if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error.
        — Dennis Miller

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
        — Gloria Steinem

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. “What do you mean?” responded her mother. “Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.”
        — Unknown Author

Words of Wisdom:

  • The individual has always struggled to avoid being absorbed by the tribe. If you try, you will be alone often and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high for the privilege of being oneself.
  • I was furious not to have shoes, then met a man who had no feet, and felt happy about myself.
  • Better than pretty ugly, good and evil.
  • So nothing that nothing separates us one.
  • The words are full of falsehood or of art, the watch is the language of the heart.
  • Let me just a little about myself so you can call you my all.
  • Getting married is fine. No marriage is better.
  • No tree that the wind has not shaken.
  • Six honored servers taught me everything I know, their names are how, when, where, why, who and why.
  • I lost my little drop of dew!, Says the flower to the morning sky, which has lost all its stars.

I work until beer o’clock.
        — Stephen King talking about his writing day, Time – October 6, 1986

Tony Blair is like an actor who doesn’t really believe in his script himself, but has the incredible skill to make everyone else believe in it.
        — Tom Conti

A boy’s story is the best that is ever told.
        — Charles Dickens

A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
        — Unknown Author

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
        — Robert Frost

A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.
        — Rodney Dangerfield

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
        — H. L. Mencken

A good rule of thumb is, if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error.
        — Dennis Miller

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
        — Gloria Steinem

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. “What do you mean?” responded her mother. “Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.”
        — Unknown Author

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