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The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.
— Mark Twain
The miracle is this – the more we share, the more we have.
— Leonard Nimoy
Hope is the dream of the waking man.
— Aristotle
The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
— Abraham Lincoln
Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap … but by the seeds you plant!
— Robert Louis Stevenson
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. – Vidal Sassoon
The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time. -Joe Girard
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To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking. – Goethe
We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. – George Bernard Shaw
The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain
Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese. – Billie Burke
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for. -Maureen Dowd
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. – Mark Twain
The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.- Malcolm Forbes
I cannot afford to waste my time making money – Louis Agassiz
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. – Unknown
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Unknown
The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost
When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best – that is inspiration. – Robert Bresson
Hope is the dream of the waking man. – Aristotle
Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.
Abraham Lincoln
And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
Louis Agassiz
I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
James Dean
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
Aristotle
Hope is the dream of the waking man.
Richard Bach
Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t.
M. K. Gandhi
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
Albert Einstein
The most important thing is not to stop questioning.
Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
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He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened. – Tao Te Ching
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question. – Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. – Yogi Berra
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous. – Robert Benchley
It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
With men it is impossible; but to God all things are possible. – Unknown
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. – Mae Wes
The most important thing is not to stop questioning. – Albert Einstein
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. – Unknown
“For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.
– Baltasar Gracian
The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
– Unknown
Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
– Jay Leno
Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
– Bertrand Russell
We don’t stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
– George Bernard Shaw
Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.
– Henri L. Bergson
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
– Noelie Alito
Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I’ll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I’ll give you a stock clerk.
– J.C. Penney
