Funny Love Quotes

“Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.”
        — Emily Elizabeth Dickinson

“Real love is a pilgrimage. It happens when there is no strategy, but it is very rare because most people are strategists.”
        — Anita Brookner

“Virtue is praised but hated. People run away from it, for it is ice-cold and in this world you must keep your feet warm.”
        — Denis Diderot

“You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.”
        — Barbara DeAngelis

Ah — love — the walks over soft grass, the smiles over candlelight, the arguments over just about everything else.
        — Max Headroom

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?
        — Homer Simpson

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love
        — Albert Einstein

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
        — Benjamin Franklin

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
        — David Bissonette

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
        — Woody Allen

If I love you, what business is it of yours?
        — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
        — Lily Tomlin

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
        — Alan King

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
        — Lord Byron

Words of Wisdom:

  • Nothing is inaccessible to mortals.
  • The best way out is always through.
  • A good archer is not judged by his arrows but by his aim.
  • Nothing easier than to be applauded by the mob.
  • He who trusts any shows little discretion and common sense: that of nobody trusts have shown even less.
  • M�tense to want to please everyone, which is impossible, and come to offend everyone, which is easier.
  • Alabat, basket, that I sell.
  • Something will have water when they bless.
  • Ande yo caliente people laugh.
  • A troubled waters, fishermen gain.

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