Category: women

Because of what’s going on with the economy, I think women are realizing that maybe they don’t need a closet full of clothes. They just need the right clothes.

Women are repeatedly accused of taking things personally. I cannot see any other honest way of taking them.

Women’s liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It’s men who are discriminated against. They can’t bear children. And no one is likely to do anything about that.

With women, I’ve got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can’t get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend’s girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she’s really attractive.

Women know what men have long forgotten. The ultimate economic and spiritual unit of any civilization is still the family.

Seventy-five percent of MS sufferers are women.

Women’s rights is not only an abstraction, a cause it is also a personal affair. It is not only about us it is also about me and you. Just the two of us.

Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.