My fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving. I get the total decorating Christmas itch.

The craft Emmys are kind of the kids’ table at Thanksgiving. You’re not really invited to the big dance. It’s still really, really exciting, and the statue still counts.

Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving.

It’s like being at the kids’ table at Thanksgiving – you can put your elbows on it, you don’t have to talk politics… no matter how old I get, there’s always a part of me that’s sitting there.

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.