There’s no damn business like show business – you have to smile to keep from throwing up.

Remember that it is not enough to abstain from lying by word of mouth for the worst lies are often conveyed by a false look, smile, or act.

You have to promote yourself you have to have this smile on your face all the time and be this nice guy – which I am!

I watched Gene Kelly for his smile, for his energy. Vittorio Gassman for his movement. Clark Gable for his mustache. And I watched Lassie who was happy as a dog.

Oh, the ignorance of us upon whom Providence did not sufficiently smile to permit us to be born in New England.