Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

Space and light and order. Those are the things that men need just as much as they need bread or a place to sleep.

Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.

The same principles which at first view lead to skepticism, pursued to a certain point, bring men back to common sense.