Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.

He who bestows his goods upon the poor shall have as much again, and ten times more.

And it is easy to believe you are not good enough if you listen to everybody else.

Every day is a good day to be alive, whether the sun’s shining or not.

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it ill behaves any of us to find fault with the rest of us.

All good is hard. All evil is easy. Dying, losing, cheating, and mediocrity is easy. Stay away from easy.

Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist – whatever.

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession a good accountant is a debit to his profession.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.