My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Category: funny
People just don’t laugh when their family is violated, and you don’t shrug it off. You band together and you defend together. It’s a funny, primitive instinct.
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’
I may be a living legend, but that sure don’t help when I’ve got to change a flat tire.
I’ve always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my two brothers and myself, when my father was upset with something you’d want to make sure in some way you made him laugh. Because when he didn’t laugh, you were … Read more
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
I think I’m funny because my family, my siblings were funny.